What The Fall?!

“I just wanted to come in here and take a look at those eyes,
so i can match a rose corsage to them.

Diarrhea brown, so perfect.
Just like you.”

Childrens Hospital 3x10

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Ugly Americans 1x11

“You shall not pass!
Until you sign in, it’s required.”

Ugly Americans 1x02

“You shall not pass!

Until you sign in, it’s required.”

Ugly Americans 1x02

“We didn’t have cheerleading in Senegal, where I grew up.
You know what our hobbies were?
Malaria… and blood diamonds.”

Childrens Hospital 3x08

“We didn’t have cheerleading in Senegal, where I grew up.

You know what our hobbies were?

Malaria… and blood diamonds.”

Childrens Hospital 3x08

”- Erik, i believe.
- I prefer… Magneto.”

X-Men: First Class

”- Erik, i believe.

- I prefer… Magneto.”

X-Men: First Class

“Captain Jack Harkness.
Nice to meet you”
Torchwood 4x01

“Captain Jack Harkness.

Nice to meet you”

Torchwood 4x01

“It’s not like i was gonna bite her.
Last time i had Indian, it gave me the shits for a week”

Wilfred 1x03

“It’s not like i was gonna bite her.

Last time i had Indian, it gave me the shits for a week”

Wilfred 1x03

Reblogged from dontmakemegoghettoonyou

“Just hit me, please…
Please, spank me and i will suck you off.
I promise”
Louie 2x02

“Just hit me, please…

Please, spank me and i will suck you off.

I promise”

Louie 2x02